{"slip": { "id": 169, "advice": "Do something selfless."}}
{"fact":"The most traveled cat is Hamlet, who escaped from his carrier while on a flight. He hid for seven weeks behind a panel on the airplane. By the time he was discovered, he had traveled nearly 373,000 miles (600,000 km).","length":217}
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Flavonifractor plautii is a bacterium of the monotypic genus Flavonifractor in the family Oscillospiraceae.
"}{"fact":"A cat has more bones than a human; humans have 206, and the cat - 230.","length":70}
{"fact":"The domestic cat is the only species able to hold its tail vertically while walking. You can also learn about your cat's present state of mind by observing the posture of his tail.","length":180}
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{"slip": { "id": 40, "advice": "Never run with scissors."}}
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Patrick Michael \"Paddy\" Mitchell of Ottawa, Ontario, was leader of the notorious \"Stopwatch Gang\" of bank robbers. Mitchell was on the Federal Bureau of Investigation's most wanted list for the Stopwatch Gang's bank robberies across the United States.
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{"slip": { "id": 34, "advice": "To improve productivity, always have a shittier task to put off."}}
{"slip": { "id": 73, "advice": "Eat food. Not too much, mostly plants."}}
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